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April 7th, 2005 · 5 Comments

I usually turn to Cliopatria to keep up to date on campus speech controversies. So I’m surprised that I beat my colleagues there to the following scoop: This past Tuesday, the College Republicans at the University of Connecticut invited Jim Hellwig, better known as face-painted pro wrestler “The Ultimate Warrior” to speak at their school. But students in attendance were shocked, shocked when, instead of comporting himself like a proper professional wrestler, the Ultimate Warrior launched into an angry, incoherent tirade.

Students started heckling Hellwig when his remarks turned (allegedly) racist and homophobic. The Ultimate Warrior (who, you may recall, bested Ravishing Rick Rude in a steel cage match at Summer Slam ’89) only got angrier, and eventually campus security had to shut the event down.

The UConn College Republicans have apologized for the incident, but Warrior (my Chicago Manual tells me it is correct to drop “the Ultimate” after second reference) appears unrepentant. In a memo “from the desk of Warrior,” he dubs the UConn Republicans “spineless,” and calls his critics the “World Class Crew of Crybabies.” (Which is ironic, because I’m pretty sure the WC3 took on the Hart Foundation in Wrestlemania 4.)

(Crossposted to Cliopatria.)

(Edit: David Noon’s Axis of Evel Knievel has the story in more chair-throwing, turnbuckle-smashing, pile-driving detail.)

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 none // Apr 11, 2005 at 5:04 am

    even more shit on the warrior:

    http://www.geocities.com/ultimateracist

  • 2 David Noon // Apr 15, 2005 at 3:33 am

    Wow . . . Just . . . wow . . .

    And as a former Minnesotan, I thought Jesse “The Body” Ventura was a seismic embarrassment. But this guy makes Ventura sound like Lewis Lapham….

  • 3 David Noon // Apr 15, 2005 at 3:35 am

    Wow . . . Just . . . wow.

    As a former Minnesotan, I thought Jesse “The Body” Ventura was a seismic embarrassment. But this guy makes Ventura sound like Lewis Lapham.

  • 4 Rob // Apr 15, 2005 at 10:05 am

    “Makes Ventura sound like Lewis Lapham.” That is a great phrase. :)

    I think I want that on a bumper sticker.

  • 5 Azeem // May 13, 2005 at 10:41 pm

    I wrote about this
    here

    enjoy

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