1. Actually, the full headline is “Monkey’s Thoughts Propel Robot, A Step That May Help Humans.”

    Which suggests to me an editor keeping his eye on the news you can use angle: “Monkeys are controlling robots with their thoughts, eh? OK, but what does this mean for us humans?”

  2. “Monkeys controlling robots using only their thoughts! What that means for your weekend, at 10:00.”

  3. I was rather hoping they were GIGANTIC MARAUDING robots that ONLY our monkey overlords could control!
    … still, it’s a step in the right direction, I suppose!

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