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The Top Five Most Boss Names of U.S. Secretaries of State

April 22nd, 2006 · 3 Comments

Tags: Sorry, Bainbridge Colby.

The top five most boss names of U.S. Secretaries of State:

5. Abel Parker Upshur (1843-1844)
4. Condoleezza Rice (2005-)
3. Elihu Root (1905-1909)
2. Hamilton Fish (1869-1877)
1. Philander C. Knox (1909-1913)

Honorable Mention: Lawrence Eagleburger (1992-1993), who as my friend Ned points out, sounds like something you’d be served at Ted Nugent’s ranch.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ned Codd // Apr 24, 2006 at 5:01 pm

    No love for Robert Bacon nor for Lawrence Eagleburger, whose name suggests making a snack out of our revered national symbol.

  • 2 sm // May 29, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    Put in that company Rice looks postively pre-Great War!

  • 3 S.J. Redman // Aug 5, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    This is hilarious. Thank you.

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