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Vietnam War Movies in Which the Lieutenant Does Not Die

March 20th, 2007 · 6 Comments

From the February 2007 issue of The Believer:

Vietnam War Movies in Which the Lieutenant Does Not Die:

  • Hamburger Hill, 1987 (Lt. loses one arm)
  • Forrest Gump, 1994 (Lt. loses both legs)

–Anonymous Lieutenant stationed in Iraq, sent via email

The war in Iraq enters its fifth year today.

Tags: War and Peace

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Rob // Mar 20, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    Reason #1.879 x 10^17 Why Matthew “Defective Yeti” Baldwin is the man:

    “Damn it–I’m still writing ‘Fourth Year of the Iraq War’ on my checks.”

  • 2 The Constructivist // Mar 21, 2007 at 2:26 am

    That’s almost as good a record as the black guy’s!

    p.s.–the WAAGNFNP is back! Tell all the people!

  • 3 Rob // Mar 21, 2007 at 9:16 am

    People: The WAAGNFNP is back.

  • 4 The Constructivist // Mar 21, 2007 at 11:45 am

    We hear you!

  • 5 Adam // Mar 29, 2007 at 9:52 am

    Good Morning, Vietnam, 1987 (Lt. Steven Hauk, dies only in the comedic sense.) “Sir, in my heart, I know I’m funny.”

  • 6 Rob // Mar 31, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    Adam: You are awesome.

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