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Monthly Archives: August 2006
San Frangroovy
San Franciskey? How did you came? Did you drove or did you flew? In San Francisco we stayed with Isa, one of my corky Harvard chums, and her equally cool friend Anisa, also visiting from the East. They didn’t ask … Continue reading
Posted in 1996, California
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Besides, I heard it was controlled by the Jews.
We skirted Los Angeles on the storied L.A. freeways, but were so busted by the day without power that we decided to skip Los Angeles itself. It’s not like any interesting pop culture stuff ever came out of that city…
Posted in 1996, California
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California: The "Love Ya, Babe" State
When you’re in the dark and you want to see, You need uh… electricity, eee-lectricity! Have I mentioned yet that it was a trifle warm the day we crossed the desert? It seems that one too many fans and air … Continue reading
Posted in 1996, California
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Pint o' Mango Banana Smoothie, Guv'nor?
Given the demise of Jenkin’s air conditioner, and the fact that it was a vinyl-melting 115 F by mid-morning, we decided to skip Death Valley. Instead we drove one hundred miles farther south and crossed the Mojave Desert at high … Continue reading
Posted in 1996, Arizona
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Viva Las Vegas
Wayne Newton built an empire there. Randall Flagg made it the capitol city of evil. Sammy Davis Jr. called it “instant swinger.” What am I talking about? Shoot, boy, I’m talking about Vegas, what the hell you talking about? When … Continue reading
Posted in 1996, Nevada
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Nevada: The Nuclear Test Site State
The Bomb was invented in New Mexico, but Nevada soon became prime real estate for underground and atmospheric testing. I dunno if that was such a good choice. If I was going to test a device that can level cities and … Continue reading
Posted in 1996, Nevada
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Road Trip Bingo
Hey, you kids! Shut up back there! It’s time to play: Here’s how it works: Stop kicking the back of your mother’s seat and sit quietly staring out the window. When you see any of the objects or signs listed … Continue reading
Posted in 1996, Arizona
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El Canyon Grande
“Did you know that 34 million American adults are obese? Putting together that excess blubber would fill the Grand Canyon two fifths of the way up. That may not sound impressive, but keep in mind, it is a very big … Continue reading
Posted in 1996, Arizona
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Arizona: The Raising Arizona State
“You never leave a man behind!” You-Had-To-Be-There Moment #45 “Hey, do you smell kibble?”
04755 km
It has come to my attention that this site looks atrocious in Internet Explorer. I could spend hours fussing with the WordPress layout, or you could stand up against the Octopus and spend three minutes installing a new browser. Or just read … Continue reading
Posted in 2006, Odometer
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